It’s a Dog’s Life
What it is with these snow men,
Where do they come from?
Where do they go?
And why do I only see them at Christmas or in snow?
Why would penguins sing?
Why do they have a choir?
What are they doing?
And why do they only sing at Christmas? They need interviewing!
And why are dog biscuits so very big?
And hiding spaces so small?
And why am I supposed to dislike the cat?
And why am I starting to snooze ……