Teeing up for a night on the sofa
Flick the switch and change channels
Watch the divot fly.
Stroke play wins a hole
and the bank balance begins to multiply.
Snacks on the table.
Break the seal with a twist.
Like the master on the screen
The technique’s all in the wrist.
Look out the open door, beyond to the fairway
Watch the birdies as they fly by.
Albatross, eagle and never seen condor
Where manicured grass meets blue sky.
Switch on the Sky.
Champagne and caviar
And toast the winner of the cup
For when is a door not a door?
Why, when it’s ajar.